Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
my roommate and her friend got reaallllly high last night and it looks like they played scrabble. one of their words is "nippal"
soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
He woke me up at 4am just to lick my nipple. Then he talked in his sleep for 20 minutes about the sex we just had. I think it's safe to say he's a weird one, but I dont care cuz he fucks like a champ.
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
In their defense you were hugging a watermelon for a good portion of the trip
My head. My head is the problem. Also alcoholism.
I told him that he was essentially a very life-like dildo with a person attached so he needed to stop having feelings because it was getting annoying. He agreed.
If it involves mee putting on a bra and discontinuing my 11 am drinking my answer is a polite fuck YOU
I got to her place and she was petting her cat and pounding vodka out of the bottle. She looked like Dr evil in yoga pants. She's nuttier than squirrell shit.
You know you hit Mardi Grad bottom when you come to in someone's kitchen on the floor and you are eating gumbo out of a Mixing bowl with a ladle......yeah rock fucking bottom
High. As. Fuck. I thought the kid next to me didn't have an arm for like 2 hours.
Hahahaha I'm glad you woke me up with this text.
He asked if I could not say his name during sex cause he liked the girl in the apartment above me.
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