There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
I just spent the last hour spooning with my drug dealer.
hahaha our party bus just died on the freeway and we're drinking in the center divider. i'm on the roof. i win
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
FALSE ALARM! I didn't piss myself, I fell asleep in the shower and then drunkingly crawled into my bed
I'm glad the semester is over. I need a break from the term "whiskey sharts" coming up so much in conversation.
His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
Whore are you.
Is that a Yoda insult or are you asking me where I am?
Yes.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
I'm going to smell of sex and shame.
How is that different than any other Monday night?
I am dancing alone in my bathroom because I was paranoid the neighbors were watching through the windows
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