So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
News Flash: Turtles are cuter than Jesus.
Congrats on damning at least 10 generations of your offspring to hell with just one text message. Way to start your morning off right.
i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
I woke up with a crunchy, pink Pepto streak through my hair, no recollection of the last 6 hours of my night and the feeling that all the hotel's staff knew me on a first name basis.
about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
The polish Muslims are throwin paczkis into the crowd and I'm beer 6 before 11 am
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
There is a mirror in the headboard of the bed that I'm sleeping in so I can immediately question life choices when I wake up.
Yeah. I mean it wasn't that awkward. I just made conversation like there was absolutely no lack of pants.
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
Just got invited to a tree party by some random chicks. They're literally just sitting up in a tree with a handle of rum and a box of goldfish crackers and yelled at me as I was walking by...
And I broke things off with Justin last night. Except I texted him while he was asleep and then I was like well, that's probably not what he wants to wake up to, so I sent him a picture of the coconut I microwaved and caught on fire when I was really high one time.
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