Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
okay, this is the fifth time he asked if it was in yet. maybe i shouldn't have dated a blind guy.
she makes me feel like im THAT guy in the taylor swift song
he changed my name in his contacts to "rick", so his mom wouldn't know he was texting me
I knew as soon as I saw that pole that I was going to wake up the next morning with bruises.
I don't see what kind of idea someone could get from an envelope covered in jesus stickers and a note from a person and their dog. I'd say crazy person alert before flirting.
Fuck that. I will get OUT of CONTROL And rise from a hangover on Sunday like Jesus himself.
How much money would it take for the bouncer to get us beers while we wait in line to get in?
$450 apparently whoopwhoop
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
I woke up with a shot glass nestled between my boobs like a baby bird.
Today we memorialize my orgasms. Taken from me over six months ago, gone too soon. Here's to hoping we'll see one again
I wanted to have a threesome but they’re TOO HETERO
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