Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
My low point of the night was when my roommate spit out her jello shot and i took it...
Did I tell you that you looked cute last night? I looked at the pictures. I lied.
If there was a creeper hall of fame you and me would be the first two inductees
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
I think it was our ex-neighbor Mike. He leaves Taco Bell outside our door a lot
He'll drop off his extra tacos at our place bc he's super high when he orders & can't eat them all
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
We're both great liars, in committed relationships, and horny. Its the perfect storm of cheating
Well I'm sleeping with two of them cause they have nice cars. And the third cause she has a big rack. I'm just really waiting for it all to blow up in my face so I can find a girl I'm actually interested in
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
I just want to slap everyone in the face that's happy being sober. Loser.
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
Also, there's definitely not a non-hilarious way to ask to stick something up your butt.
He stopped eating me out to remind me to look at the stars
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