god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
remind me to tell you what i found stuck to me this morning
And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
so he tried marking my clit with a sharpie so he could "find it again next time".
He told me to pick a safe word. I said 'cactus' and he said I wasn't taking this seriously and that I wasn't cut out for s&m.
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
i wish i had a super power and that that super power was shooting out mdma from my fingertips or something
I'm just gonna stay I'm bed where it is warm and cozy and nobody knows me as the girl that puked on a stripper
I've learned life lessons in Vegas. Mostly, drugs are cheaper than alcohol.
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
The bar would not accept my money. I have reached God status here
This electrician is just ripping my house apart and I'm too hungover to ask questions
It threw me off a little. I had to take a moment and ask myself, "Is he really fingering me in his mom's kitchen while I eat a whopper?"
He's making me do the dishes for the next month and half because I shit in the bath tub...
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
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