Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
New high or new low? Cat walked into the bathroom while I was taking a #2, looked @ me, sneezed and walked out..
Why are we friends again?
its like he missed a chap in the "being a guy" handbook and read the bible instead
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
I don't know how I'm boarding the plane tomorrow. I have my car registration.
I am in my freshman residence hall trying to convince an Asian man to give me my pants back. Never. Drinking. Again.
Are you doing trivia tonite? Also sorry I peed on you.
Find me a cup with a lid so I can illegally drink in your car. I'll be there in bout 10 minutes.
It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
I'm pmsing and only have one functional foot
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
I'm sorry my shit is everywhere... I accidentally got drunk while packing
The awkward moment when you're leaving the most attractive guy you've ever been with and you're trying not to shit on yourself. Fucking welcome to my life
Girl behind me in line at CVS was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan B soon she might be a mom and that if we couldn't tell she'd be a horrible mom
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