I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
I still havent given him the valentines day card i got him. I feel like just writting...."sorry for the horrible blow job i gave u last night." and just giving it to him.
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
Did you pluck my eyebrows one night when I passed out?
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
Oh my god I just remembered I bit a stripper last night.
If those antibiotics mean you can't drink, ya might as well pack your bags and re-enroll next fall, because sobriety this week would be social suicide.
I remember us getting kicked out of the bar, but neither of us know why. We woke up next to chicken bones on a plate with spoons, and my car has mud all over it including places where feet shouldn't be, like the speakers on the car door.
Who wants to play the "pick up your shit from our floor because you're not paying rent or dating either of us" game?
he's not even weird he's been offering me different drinks all night
oh i remember now hes the guy that liked when i peed on him
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
Yea he was still drunk. He wore a Toga to his job interview.
Throwing up while listening to NPR because I’m trying to adult through this hangover
I successfully cockblocked 5 people in one night. I wasnt getting any, why should they.
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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