Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
I was grossed out that all their candles smelled like vagina and then I remembered where my fingers had been.
I just sold my hat for three car bombs. I call that a win.
I slipped in the shower today and broke my lighter..
You know it was a weird night when you find curly fries in your purse the next morning...
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
I need to get all the one night tinders in my system before I move back in with my parents
He's got the most well kempt beard I've ever seen and I need it between my thighs is basically what I'm saying
Well my mom knows that the welt I had on my forehead last month was the result of a sex accident. This holiday sucks
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
still drunk.please come get me.he kicked me out because i couldn't stop laughing about passing out in the middle of taking his virginity.
Is it sad that I just pissed sitting down so I didn't have to stop eating doritos?
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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