How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
i just farted in the library and heard some girl yell it was sulfur gas. can. not. move.
I'm taking last night back. It officially didn't happen. Tell your friends.
advice for life: when the cop takes your tallboy, don't ask for your coozy back
Yeah you insisted everyone watch Space Jam at 2 in the morning then you cried the whole way through it. You were the very worst kind of drunk.
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
Well pulled into the driveway, and there she was. Kinda like a Vegas version of the mint on a pillow
It's the happiest looking penis I've ever seen. It should have a top hat and a spectacle on and soft shoe across the room with a cane. He's a cheery little feller.
I found my soulmate. Behold my idiot as we spaz into the sunset.
Ugh. I need to go to the store, but I'm too lazy. Whatever shall I do? That girls still passed out. I should steal her car
you told us the chicken was mocking you, then proceeded to explain that every time someone reads your mind you accidentally think of something sexual
everytime he speaks i want to fuck him less. i just wanna tell him to shut up and take his pants off and we could both be happy.
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