i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
My therapist says she wants to work on my 'trust issues'. I think she's found the cash cow within.
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
The next time you try to involve a tickle me Elmo in my orgasm, I'm leaving you
"can of pringles" is totally a legitimate measure of time
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
PLEASE. I won't throw up on the floor this time. Or fuck in the bathroom. Or dance on the pool table. So PLEASE.
No it'll be my boobs and the luge part will be from my nipples. Everyone will be sucking beer from my perfectly sculpted and partially melted tits.
I danced with a french guy who licked the sweat off my neck and poured a drink on me. Not gonna lie, that shit was refreshing
Adulthood is punching a guy in the face when you find out he's trying to fuck you and he's married instead of fucking him regardless and believing anything he says
you were so high you asked for half double stack and half crispy chicken sandwich "welded together" in the wendy's drive through
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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