its like an ocean threw up right in your lap
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
bring money and cleavage
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
Was just told that I was slipped 2 hits of acid in my in flight drink before takeoff. 8 hours to Germany wish me luck
HE THREATENED ME WITH A CACTUS. WHERE DID HE EVEN GET A CACTUS.
I just spent 10 min explaining to my mom how orange is a strange color. I think she knows
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
I'm going to get high and eat ice cream until the pain goes away. You're welcome to join.
You know I've done a lot of messed up stuff. But I never thought I would have to put a bandaid on my dick. Yet here we are.
My lash glue is stronger than my sense of self respect
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
I think I was judged by a squirrel this morning during the walk...
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