omg i finished an entire carton of double double chunk chunk ice cream last night...
what? what exactly is in double double chunk chunk?
self-loathing.
it was like my fingers were behind enemy lines
i wish there was a holiday celebrated with pizza eating
i don't think my family understands the severity of a twenty first birthday.
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
we managed to turn Dream Phone into a drinking game. don't hate.
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
Note to self: You can't deep fry cheese-its.
Watching her eat just hurts me
the guy sitting next to me at the bar has a patrick swayze tattoo hovering over a roast beef sandwich. 'merica.
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
Just leave a note saying "riding dick see you in the mornig"
tell me about the eggs
Randomize
