actually, I'm a sock model
I bet he comes in French.
I told her it just looked small because my balls were gigantic. She bought it.
why is every porn film shot in the same house? with the same red couch!?!
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
3 a.m. laundry plus 100 proof peppermint schnapps does not turn out well. Not only is there a puddle of detergent outside the laundry room that I spilled, but my clothes were found in the dryer wit a box of Franzia and a 40. Good thing I was too drunk to turn it on.
That's the point dumbass, I can't use my boss as a reference cause they'd have to fucking call him in prison.
You used up your allotted blow job minutes for the month of April last night anyways
If you haven't gone to the store yet. Can you PLEASE get me some clippers my balls will thank you later
Can I interview you during sex or would that be weird?
hey remember that mom you brought home from the bar last month... she is currently driving me back to her place. turning my phone off now.
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
You seemed underwhelmed by my smooth, smooth ass
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
Well, the night started out with you ALMOST falling out of a tree. Then we went back to the tree after about 9 shots and you DID fall out of the tree.
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