I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
I just remembered we said the Lord's Prayer before we went out last night.
I just found 3 condoms in my math textbook... in the probability section... Under dependent and independent events...
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
Someone left me hummas on my door step between the hours of 1am-3am
He passed out. I tried to set his chest hair on fire.
Then we woke up and they shouted "Emergency Vodka!!" and that's how we got redrunk.
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
I let a 30 year old guitar player that works at a call center go down on me in his backseat last night
My goal tonight is to be arrested by the Police Women of Cincinnati.
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
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