:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
I ended up giving him head, i think it was mostly a defensive move so that he wouldn't discover i was wearing those onesy spanx
Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
all i remember was you yelling "look at my little feet" at everyone on the way home from the bar.
This would be a good time for the don't get drunk and bang a married chick pep talk...
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
Please don't judge me for my hormonal purchase, judge me for my awesome rack.
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
We were like ok let's be eachothers maid of honor and then you were like "ok see you at the wedding" and walked away
I think I'm taking after my dog, I just want to hump everything
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