Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
and she was petting her beer can
I just saw a 3 year old try to break out of a daycare by driving a big wheel at full speed into a metal gate. Today is going to be epic.
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
Thats two for two birthdays where I've gotten the "alcoholism runs in the family" speech
He just made me apologize because his morning wood is NOT a laughing matter.
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
Was just told that I was slipped 2 hits of acid in my in flight drink before takeoff. 8 hours to Germany wish me luck
I've thrown up in front of nearly every customer we've had today.
It would be awesome if I knew whose teeth these were in my pocket
11:30 and people are pissing in the sink. It's gonna be a good night.
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
Also I literally googled "how to fold socks" so that's how my day is going. How's yours?
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
You ever fart so hard it made you cum a little? A "friend of mine" wanted to know.
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