just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
dude i just saw a topless girl trying to get into her locked car. im moving here
Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
That taco smell coming from your belly button was a huge turnoff
I'm hiding behind a bush in mens clothing next to a ducks crossing sign. There are joggers. Please hurry.
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
I know. They started calling me The Incident. The hotel maids, that is.
She had me dip my balls in cake batter ice cream from cold stone and then tea bag her. Let's get weird just got a whole new meaning.
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
If you end up at a gay bar on a tuesday night in steelers pjs, does that mean youve hit rock bottom?
He gave me one look and told me I'm not allowed to board the plane if I'm still as drunk by departure time.
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
New rule for Thursdays: no high gymnastics
Totally forgot we howled at the full moon last night... It's safe to say Tuesday Boozeday is my new favorite day of the week
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