you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
i justawanted to let you know that illi aalways be thwew for ui and o qill waasag youer dog whenebvet u wsnt
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
i want to get drunk and sing the national anthem on your roof again please.
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
How could I forget your birthday? I have an alarm in my phone to ask you for sex that day.
Hey, ok if I kidnap you? I wanna test a theory.
want to know what my life has come to? I just took a 45 min shower banging on the walls and making loud sex noises so my neighbors think I get some.
Happy Birhtday!
Dad, it's 3am and it's not my birthday... wherever you are, go home
I COULD CUT A FUCKING DIAMOND WITH MY RIGHT NIPPLE RIGHT NOW HOLY FUCK
Hey what you doing tonight?
Working at the hospital! So hurt yourself and come visit :)
See you in about a hour
So now your dad has seen my tits. You could have told me he was coming by to help paint.
I didn't think you'd be painting the kitchen topless.
I couldn't find a shirt I was willing to ruin.
Stoner thoughts are the only thoughts I want to have now.
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
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