We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
i have to start hiding my credit card when i drink i woke up this morning with 4 emails from Farmville telling me i spent over $800 on coins last night
i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
then they caught me trying to hide the turtle in the fridge
Oh my god, I hid a wine bottle in my boot.
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
You just stood up, raised your glass and said, "I'd like to thank the academy" then fell through a glass table. THAT'S why we cut you off.
Didn't think the day of being the oldest in a club would be when I'm twenty one. Even the bouncer looked surprised when he ID me.
I have an important idea to tell you when I'm sober about a cat scratching my nose once and what it taught me. DONT LET ME FORGET.
the hole that the tears left- fill it with pizza
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
I have had my dick inside of entirely too many people at this wedding in order for me to be the groom. Please give me a swift kick in the dick to wake me up from this nightmare
Gatorade without vodka just doesn't taste the same
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