where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
She told me that she faked her orgasm. Does she think I care??
she looks like stephen colbert with that blond wig he was wearing last night.
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
you took my bottle from me saying i was unprepared for its magical qualities. then you buckled it in the backseat.
I projectile vomited in his sisters room where the toiled would have been if it were the bathroom.
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
I just sat in the bathtub with the shower running so I could eat the whole box of mega stuffed Oreos. What am I doing with my life
i took four shots of tequila, threw my fist up in the air, then went around the party showing everyone how to do the ninja turtle handshake. that's the last thing I remember
I refuse to go to a doctor for a sex injury, not when I've come so far already
it's 1043 pm. still havent changed out of the shirt i wore last night so at this point i figure i'll go for twosies.
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
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