Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
I'm heating up a hotdog using a candle.
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
He rode a broom down the stairs while we were mattress surfing. Naked. Buck ass naked. WTF
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
Any day that has a special name thats capitalized means you need to need to call in sick and get day drunk. That's why they are there.
He put my hand on his penis and said welcome home.
I just want somewhere where I can sit down, without changing my clothes, that will serve me breakfast food and booze. Is that too much to ask?
i'm pretty sure you can't sue someone for "Taking a shit on my kitchen floor."
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
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