when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
You stood in front of a yellow Camaro and kept yelling at it to "Transform already!!!!".. yeah, I'd say you were pretty wasted.
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
I think the multiple Sunday morning sirens outside my window are a plot by the cops to get back at me for the shit we pulled last night. Or I should move to a better area.
I just wanted to let u know that I called the taco people and informed them what the fuck is up.
I totally straight up jacked your pants. I am so sorry.
Stop sending me pictures of you naked. This violates the friend zone agreement.
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
it's like my ID runs away from me when it knows it's time for me to drink
I passed out with the lights and tv on woke up at 4am SO confused and covered in goldfish so I ate them and went back to bed.. fuck xanax
I mean, I was expecting a little more coke snorting and a little less kids and cake
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
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