help me. he won't leave me alone. he just licked my ear and he's so drunk. get him off me. we're in the closet. help.
Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
I just saw a man salute the budweiser truck on the highway. I want to follow him and shake his hand.
she was pretty happy for someone in the middle of a herpes outbreak, how was i supposed to know?
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
He walked into the pizza shop... Pulled the fire alarm.. And proceeded to dance to it...
I'll just be sleeping in this laundry room. Come get me at bar close.
Congratulations, you've begun to unfuck your life.
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
I just said "you do you" to my penis.
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