My porch is a mess of peanut butter and tostitos...thanks for that.
Just stuffed an entire cupcake in my mouth after finishing third glass of wine. Valentines day is pretty much going how i expected it.
oh, you know. just sitting in my bed high as fuck wearing a windbreaker and watching british tv.
I won't go into too much detail about this but you should probably wash your sheets. In bleach. Or just burn them. Thanks for letting me sleep in your bed bro. Enjoy scotland.
Just had a tv talk show interview in my mirror. Got into to some pretty heavy shit man, would have made good viewing.
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
My mom just called me to tell me that i dont have chlamydia. Awkward.
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
It was like bizarre-o star trek. I shamefully went where every man has gone before.
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
i came so hard i kicked through my windshield
You might be at the point of severe desperation when you gotta hold the two pieces of your broken vibrator together just to get off.
Getting dressed and listening to the song Buffalo Bill danced to in Silence of the Lambs. I'm a perfect psych major.
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
You know you're an adult when you start planning your hookup a week in advance
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