Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
Dude, hurry and get over. I need a wingman. She is on her 6th vodka shot and her resident ugly friend is still sober
but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
Just orgasmed in canada. I should get a sticker or something that says I orgasmed in a different country.
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
I was ashamed to still be in my green tank this morning, but there's a guy here in full on bright green pants and a green blazer. He looks like the lucky charms guy stretched out at drunker than usual. Now, I fade into the background.
Passing out is my livers way of protecting my mind.
I dont know what we smoked last night but I woke up and found out I started writing a book called White Trash Princess. Its the best thing Ive ever read
That's the kind of activity you can only get away with by wearing a lion codpiece
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
and then after the older sorority girl asked me his name she said "he gave me the rest of his mcdonalds and I decided to go home with him. it was the best that I could hope for my night"
Do not ever chug tabasco sauce.
as a lesbian i'd like to thank joe biden and also america for giving us this absolute MILF for a VP
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