If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
The doctor put me on 3000 mg of amoxicillin a day. Which, for a sinus infection, seems pretty excessive to me.
Maybe he was just trying to knock out any potential ghonorrhea you might be carrying around.
Ah, my reputation precedes me.
I really don't understand how I cannot figure out how to work a fucking can opener when I'm hungover. Yet I still retained the ability to take a perfectly symmetrical picture of my erect penis and send it to every person in Matt's contacts the night before.
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
I think we should take up crocheing or stamp collecting....something completely lacking penises
Dude it's bad when your 10 year old son makes fun of your penis size.
Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
Option 1: fuck me and bedtime. Option 2: come fuck me and then hangout with everyone. Option 3: don't fuck me in which case fuck you.
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
Can you come get me? I woke up in the woods behind the Super 8. I have pizza.
After we had sex he went to the kitchen, came back with a bag of funyuns and ate them buck ass naked in his bedroom doorway. Had no idea how to react to that one.
woke up to two girls crawling on top of me forcefeeding me bacon. Best. Hangover. Ever.
Psssh like you wouldn't lick BBQ sauce off my nipples.
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