with your own penis?
Midget sex pt 2 tonight
I was like, "um, that's my butthole."
we went to sleep in different beds and woke up spooning. alcohol truly is the anti-cockblocker.
She told me I was only the second guy she slept with. I told her she was only my second Megan.
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
I made him sleep with a condom on and i passed out on the carpet with only a bra on.
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
I'm drunk eating a quesadilla while this kid is tryina come over and I'm just like no. I want the quesadilla.
how do you make "fuck me in the break room" sound casual?
I AM DRUNK AND AGGRESSIVE ABOUT CURLING!
The US is in the finals, aren't they.
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
We found you with your penis in the vacum hose crying softly...
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