He is an equal opportunity slut.
three words: i give head
three words: not that well
He said "what's the haps". I don't know what the haps are but there goes his chances
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
She looked up at the menu and yelled this is my absolute favorite literacy
I just used "et al" in a sext. I thought you'd be proud
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
He couldn't undo my bra. He ended up breaking the clasp he clawed at it so long. We met on Tinder for God sake
I feel like people expect me to always be a sarcastic, shade throwing drunk. And you know me, I hate to disappoint.
Couch. On fire.
Somehow I went from sitting in a car upside down to waking up in the grass surounded by paramedics. It was a great night.
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