So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
he got instantly turned off in the middle of a blowjob when he heard the news "twilight beat the blockbuster record of batman"
we tried to steer you away from them but you just kept yelling 'i need dick' and going back. sorry.
Have you ever seen a porn where they were playing bluegrass in the background?
wanna get hammered and throw tomatoes at the people standing in line for the midnight showing of harry potter and yell whichcraft is evil
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
As we were fooling around he told me he was conceived on this bed like it would turn me on.
I pretty much have hash tequila and gelato for dinner every night
Sorry we're taking so long, this weed cake tastes amazing with Tabasco sauce on it.
WHO JUST REMOVED THAT SAME BOARD IN TWO MINUTES FLAT WITH NO INJURIES, SHOES, SOCKS, OR BRA?! THIS BITCH. CRACKIN A BEER FOR DA SHOWA. BITCHES AIN'T SHIT MOTHAFUCKA
I just sent him 3 long ass texts about how to tell a girl how he feels. I should get a fucking friend zone medal.
I will make you one.
Good. It needs "forever alone" engraved on it
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
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