I found it funny that her boobs actually kinda felt like a bag of sand. the 40 year old virgin should feel better about himself.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
I told him he didn't want "flip-flop extraction" on his medical history.
It was literally me in an evening gown and him in a tux with six bottles of Vodka at Jons.
And this was for your brother's Christening?
you started keeping track of only every even numbered drink you had
I feel like I should come with a warning like "Orgasm free since 1983"
You know, he picked a really shitty time to stop sleeping with me to pay attention to his girlfriend.
when you greet her, try not to lead with "this night will end with you on top of me". first impressions, bro.
Hey remember that night when you sang Fergie to me? I think that's the exact moment in time when the thought "I could be faithful to this man" came into serious consideration.
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
Why did you make me get in the car with you and then not give me a ride? I woke up in a bar with a blanket on me.
I only drink at bars with bathrooms big enough to have sex in.
She woke up next me in bed and told me to stop driving so fast.
I just washed down my antidepressant with some pineapple wine. I'm the picture of mental health this holiday season
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