Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
So Ryan had to wash the dishes. His solution: take a shower with them. I'm never eating at his house again.
When the cops came you just told them you'd go to your time out corner.
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
She didn't talk for 45 minutes. We finally convinced her to open her mouth. There was a flower in there.
Whatever you didn't send me pics of you topless making bacon
Serious question: when you had my right nipple in your mouth, did my nipple ring have both of the balls on it, or was it missing one. Current situation: missing one.
Went to a date party without a date and had a threesome wooops
I turned around and there were three 10 year old kids running around with sparklers. Weirdest college part ever.
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Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
almost dropped my phone in the toilet but it somehow bounced off my tit and landed on the floor. Boobs: saving me hundreds of dollars in bar tabs and smartphones since '09
I was asked last night if Magnum makes a XXL..... I don't think I've ever broken this many condoms in my life
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
Oh god...Did I just fuck a sugar granddaddy?!
Not drinking until my bday. I know it's only a few days but it feels like when couples get celibate before the wedding and there's all that tension.
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