I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
i woke up naked with 27 half ripped $ bills in my bed from ripping them off the wall of the bar
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
I'm standing in line at the liquor store and they're making popcorn.
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
If your wondering why there is a puddle on the floor is I may have decided to make a kiddie pool in your living room.
My liver just had a heart attack.
High as shit. I just described caramel syrup on crackers to my mom for 15 minutes...
I feel like I have heartburn in my nipples.
he's a firefighter. like being a firefighter screams MY DICK IS HUGE SO I'M NOT AFRAID TO DIE IN THIS FIRE.
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
It was like 10 tiny penises being shoved in my vagina.
Terrible idea I love it
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