awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
he told me not be awkward when his girlfriend comes tomorrow. and then he made out with me
Princesses don't give blow jobs
Thank GOD those kids were having a lemonade stand, I didn't have anything to wash down my plan b with.
i knew you were okay when you wanted to eat in the ambulance
I'll make a Jello mold of your face so everyone can get drunk off your face
I feel like everything I touch in this bar I'm gonna get hepatitis. my kinda joint
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
feelin groggy baby? need a coffee? vitamins? a nice good fuck on the piano?
It's not your birthday unless mom picks you up at the bar
If Denver makes it to the Super Bowl I'll quit drinking. So I'm pretty much stocking up on booze
I've had sex with three people who have this birthday.
I'm really stressed out right now.
I think you're confusing "stressed" and "sober".
Randomize
