dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
He asked if it was my vagina. I told him it was my butt. Clearly I need to buy him a map of the female form.
Who is John, and why is his named carved into our toilet?
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
So it turns out rose was the bear hunting girl. Fuck my life
None of those words made sense together.
threw up in the kitchen showroom. home depot employee of the month.
Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
We just broke my bed mid-sex, laughed, then continued. If that isn't true love I don't know what is.
I sent a picture of my balls to one of my best friends, so basically it was an average night.
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
Tell me not to drink and get on ladders. I think I need the reminder.. I'm clumsy enough sober.
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