i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
I feel like ignoring a facebook event is a lot like a pocket-veto. The only difference is instead of opposing legislation, I don't want to go to your sketchy party.
did you know delaware is a STATE? HOLY CRAP! i didn't till i was hitting on this chick and asked her when she said she was from delaware, which state that was in. crazyness
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
we need to start a braincell conservation fund for you, sort of like save the whales or something.
So I just bought underwear that says "I'm taken." Just know that when I cheat on my bf with you, that's what I'm wearing
my vagina has been out of service for wayy too long... this semester needs to start like right now
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
Yeah but I get laid and I know. He drank toilet water last night and he doesn't know about that either. Still makes me happy though.
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
I just want you and your enormous dick to be my fucking rebound so we can move on with our lives
I found your dog. Now we are bros, so he is staying. Don't call, don't make it weird.
I just told my mormon professor that I was late because I was getting a STD test... good start to the day.
She and I had some intense sexual tension earlier when she dumped a package of apple straws all over my body.
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