so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
Currently bleeding through my leggings. Not good. Not good at all.
Hospital.
I am invincible.
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
i think you lost all your innocence when you were caught straddling a fence in your thong & cowboy boots by the 40 year old apartment manager
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
You got kicked out after 30 minutes, 3 beers and 2 shots. Group record. Also you kept rubbing his belly and calling him buddha.
I wore sunglasses to take a shower. I might be hungover.
orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god
Stop calling me, Mom. I'm in his closet. You're gonna blow my cover and I'm about to catch this lying SOB.
He kept trying to make out with me but I was just trying to show him Shrek memes
Come over here. Bongs and porn. I found the promised land
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