Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
my roommate and her friend got reaallllly high last night and it looks like they played scrabble. one of their words is "nippal"
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
She had a maple leaf tattoo behind her ear and told me she liked my "playoff beard".
Only in Canada would your laziness be applied to hockey and rewarded.
should my penis look like a turkey
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
I just hit the bong during the whole bday song then blew the candles out with my exhale.
He looked like he was trying to woo a lady version of himself by playing goblin music on his guitar.
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
You threw up a gallon of vomit. I really have never seen anything like it in my decade of partying.
I can insert a female catheter, but I cannot grill a cheese.
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
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