Something clean will definitely be barfed on tomorrow.
My mom is giving me a "don't tape yourself during sex" talk. It's going to be a long car ride.
My walk of shame got a new perspective when I walked into his livingroom and found his roommate fucking some chick on the coffee table.
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
Dude that chick had a dog in her car. Like when she goes bar hoping so does roofus. He gaurds the car.
I also woke up on my floor. Naked. On a pile of clothes. With my head in the trash can. And a sheet over me.
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
Just saw a fat guy on a flower print moped. He's my hero.
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
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