ill give you a foot job if you come over before 4
her vagine was all disorganized.
So bad night, ended up beating off to porn and eating Keebler elf cookies.... at the same time :-(
This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
so either half this theatre is as stoned as me, or day daybreakers is hilarious
I'm someone's dream girl. I'm hungover in this guy's bed wearing ONLY a Brian Westbrook jersey. Not the same I was on a date with last night.
Hahaahaah I keep finding little notes you left me on my physics notes... "TOO HIGH FOR BIRDS"
Not only have I fallen off the wagon, it ran me over and just kept going...
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
Having weed delivered to your door is like having your own personal Santa Claus
I don't think you understand...I'm really good at getting drunk
If I were better looking, this would be the point where I'd resign myself to stripping.
I miss you.
Yeah, I don't want to have sex.
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
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