She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
Apparently faking a threesome isn't as much fun as you'd think
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
i'm satisfied with the level of pretty that his new girlfriend isn't.
I fell asleep at the bar. And the bouncer threw a snowball at my face.
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
So, we bought a knight today. Nearly life size. Hes in the garage, so don't be startled.
You got into a heated argument about Frankenstein's intelligence while double fisting burritos from taco bell.
Sending a dick pic with a 2010 time stamp on it is violation of proper sexting etiquette
I heard the bride mutter "I should have brought a fucking tranquilizer". I'm not at all surprised that you got banned from the bar afterwards.
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
We should just do therapy together, clearly we have all the same issues. It's why we are friends.
we're spending all day in bed drinking spiked eggnog and fucking
Ugh. He got her for secret santa. Idk what to get. Idk what she's into.
... other people's boyfriends.
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
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