Got separated, got a half bj, got dropped off in random part of the city, don't tell anyone
Why did you send me a picture of a dick?
It was an accident sry. Not mine tho.
with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
I just realized that this morning is the first morning i've put on underwear in a week.
I love summer.
I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
Welcome to my life. currently drinking beer through two straws. easier/faster that way.
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
I can't believe all I ate yesterday was half a turkey sandwich and 20 finger licks of exctasy.
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
Jesus I should have learned from my first marriage not to get married again
Within the first 2 minutes of this morning, I found out the Lions lost on last play, and Scott Weiland died. I wont be in today.
in mid sex he pointed out my great gatsby tattoo and we started discussing themes and metaphors from our fave fitzgerald novels
you need to stop fucking English majors
I think I kinda scared him when I tried to wrap his snake around his dick while he was trying to nap.
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