some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
It's not kidnapping if it's romantic
whoever threw up in my shampooo bottle is totally getting defriended on facebook.
i tried to stop you. you just kept saying your split ends needed punishment.
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
Just smoked pot with a guy who has apparently been living in the woods for over a month. He just walked out of the woods. This is not real life.
So if a girl goes for it you're gonna stop her and tell her you gave up ejaculation for lent?
Girl re-adjusts bra, no one bats an eye. I re-adjust nuts, everyone stares.
He said I gave him the best head he's ever had and I bowed. I BOWED.
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
My sensibilities as a lady demand we cuddle on the couch, and THEN have loud, raunchy sex. Idk, what do you want to do?
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
You and your dick were a topic of high regard tonight
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