just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
We left at the same time. You got home three hours after I did and said you got your head stuck in a fence. I can't believe you don't remember this.
I dont think a "sorry ive slept with most of your teammates" text will do much
Those titties aren't worth a lifetime of listening to her talk about gluten free yams and japanese manga.
The last thing I remember is teaching our waffle house waitress to do the stanky leg and promising the grill cook we would come see him at his other job.
My mom was looking at curtains for me and sent pictures and I had to be like "not the Disney princess pink and purple, more like an acid trip"
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
Just tried to dig out holes in my mattress for my boobs so I could be comfortable lying down on my stomach
She proposed we share a dildo. Hopefully she was joking.
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
I decided to have a date tonight. Back on horse I go. Or aiming to be on a horse cock one day. You know. However that metaphor goes.
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
I was just drinking but now I'm drinking and chasing with red bull. I call this "getting ready for work"
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
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