she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
Learned a valuable life lesson last night. It's titled "Tequila: Still A Bad Idea".
Confidence is key. All I had to tell him is I'm drinking a bottle of wine and eating chocolate today to celebrate that I love myself. That's how you get a Valentine, my friend.
He was barking to the beat of "I like to fuck" and then chugged 3 beers and fell off the deck.. I should have gotten community service hours
It's a given that you're going to get peed on at a country concert
I'm wandering around outside asking things if they are god
God dammit everything I said last night about jungle juice being awesome just does not carry over into the next day
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
grapes are the best munchies food ever cuz like the juice explodes in my mouth and my mouth gets all relieved of dryness. and the skin of the grape is like the food. and theres so many grapes!
Would you say that skipping class and sitting alone in my room singing One Direction to myself and sobbing is an acceptable way to deal with the break-up
QUIT BEING A BITCH, DRINK SOME PEPTO, AND PUKE ON OUR FOES
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
You abruptly started screaming because they had and I quote “calamari on the hoof”
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