Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
Stripper pole. Sore legs. More vaca money.
You threw up on yourself mid conversation with your mom and then told her a girl at the party puked on you.
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
Almost to work. And still feel hungover. Like my body is trying to regenerate after dying. Full on zombie shit. But like, one of those zombies from warm bodies that comes back to life slowly.
I think the universe has a conglomeration of sentences reserved only for me.
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
You asked for his ID and then said "I am like a bouncer but for my vagina."
Scientific fact: if he makes a face like a demonic dog when he's fucking you, makes it easier to fuck without feelings.
Girl i am always here for you. But i am going to have sex now so im going to call you in the morning.
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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