I wanna crawl in your skin and have dreams about Bobby Kennedy tonight.
i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
you were convinced that if all her tampons were gone her period would stop, so you started eating them.
lets make a pact to never make a pregnancy pact
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
I just wanted to let you know that this afternoon I took a piss at the same toliet you drank out of on New Years Eve.
Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
also dude totally apologize for the whole drunken "want something in my mouth" text
Do you remember using the vicegrip to demonstrate how wide your penis is?
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
GOIN TO BED BEFORE TEQUILA BLEEDS FROM MY EYEBALLS
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
he had to stop me from eating snow off the street on the way back to pick up our cars. that's how hungover i am.
We hooked up and he sent me home with a plant and skittles lmao
You went on the date? His pickup line was I swear I'm not a serial killer and you went on the date???
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