is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
My lips are red and swollen. Solid proof that giving head is a viable alternative to lipstick and plumper.
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
I just want to have sex and eat oreos. and then take body shots. like everyday.
Just as I was applauding myself for the best wing man award, I realized we are going to have to burn our futon.
I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
Unfortunately, the Bilbo Baggins adventure side of me that likes to go on adventures appears to be losing to the side of me that likes to smoke weed in the bathtub and watch Workaholics.
I found her in my pantry with her shirt off twerking...I tapped her on the shoulder and she said she was giving Chef Boyardee a show and to give her a minute...
I fucked a French man last night. 5 Times. Ashed my cig in his cactus. That later set on fire while we were having sex.
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