Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
I was just told by a cop that my party was the most epic party they ever crashed
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
I need a legitimate reason as to why the microwave door is in the shower
The timing couldn't have been better if I planned it. His mom walked away, I vomited in their mulch, and then his mom came back and offered me bread.
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
Your stoned with a 2 year old in the room....and that makes you want to have babies?!
BURNT NIPPLES ARE UNHAPPY NIPPLES.
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
I didn't think I was even that high but when we were standing in the cop car's headlights I totally forgot how to use my arms
EW FUCK GROSS GODDAMMIT I WENT DOWNSTAIRS AND MY GODDAMN BROTHER WAS FINGERING SOME GIRL ON THE FLOOR DOESN'T HE KNOW HE FUCKING LIVES WITH PEOPLE
His boxer smelled like clean laundry while I was giving him head. It was delightful, like sucking a dick in a spring meadow.
Y'all let us switch shirts in the middle of 200 people....why did you let me get this drunk by noon?
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