i just google imaged poop.
theres no point in washing my sheets anymore. its always going to be a fine layer of booze and semen.
Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
She was drinking straight whiskey out of her peacock shaped vase again.
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
We made a bong out of a plastic football. I can honestly say we make a good team.
I yield to the immortal wisdom of one ludacris, who famously wrote, "can't turn a hoe in to a housewife." Indeed, ludacris, indeed.
like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
Seriously I can't get a booty call for some baked goods.
So, I have realized that I am kryptonite for married men. I'm not sure how to feel about this sober, but drunk me accepts her destiny.
I knew it was love when he told me he wants to see me have multiple orgasms in one night
woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow
haha i wouldn't expect any less of you
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
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