some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
she says her boyfriend and her dignity are both out of town tonight
I may or may not have slept in someones apt on your street because they told me I was fun sized like a mini snickers
there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
I put so much effort into my vagina today. If i don't get laid tonight I'm gonna be pissed.
If the blowjob was before the wedding, we're not technically related, right?
This would be a good time for the don't get drunk and bang a married chick pep talk...
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
I caught her walking around with a fake mustache, wearing a sombrero and holding an empty carton of milk. She's a hopeless cause.
You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
He finally delivered on the dick pic, and Jesus Christ, it was worth the wait.
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
Do you know anyone else that comes home with unexplainable injuries as many nights a week as we do?
Randomize