Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
I mean he's a cool ass guy, but he's genuinely in love with a fat chick. I just can't take him seriously as a person.
It's a long way off yet but I've started planning my eviction party. Be prepared, it includes jungle juice.
Let's just say that watching the sunrise in a space helmet is really the only way to do it.
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
Just had the best idea EVER: start a mead brewing/dispensery business! WE CAN BREW IT IN MY GIANT CLOSET, AND NEVER BE SOBER AGAIN.
Today I'm playing this game called how physically long can I Lay in this one spot before moving, do you have an estimated time of departure?
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
Packing for college has become a game of where did I hide my sex toys.
You know, this is NOT how I pictured my life would be when I was younger, and yet here we are.
Annoying and petty is the name of the game and I'm the MVP.
My ex's girlfriend just invited me clubbing. Guess who won the breakup?
Randomize
