I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
What's the point in getting all dressed up and going when i'm just gonna throw up on myself by midnight?
Throw up on the ground, people dancing to loud Bollywood music, seats literally missing. Fuck I hate public transit
cum and cheesecake for breakfast...don't fucking tell me pride week isn't awesome
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
I just googled if crying burns calories
And there might be a gallon of sangria without the lid on the floor in your room. Just be careful when you open the door.
MASS TEXT: who ever dared Todd to suck on the Clorox wipes last night.. good goin jackass. you can come visit him, hes in room 266, AFTER hes done getting his stomach pumped.
HE DARED ME TO DARE HIM... DONT PUT THAT ON ME.
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
Do you think county jail has a Groupon?
Turns out the average person our age has never run from the cops. Life: we're doing it right.
I tipped him really well because I feel he knew we were high, but did it in a non judgemental way.
I rocked his world in the back of my car in an overly-lit, heavily trafficked parking lot. Middle age is amazing!
not only did I call my ex crying but drunk me also deleted the phone log so I had no warning when I saw him in class
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