sitting with a guy who's looking at the cum stains on the bed. Do you think he's convinced it's from the cat?
No. He thinks you're slutty.
I'm pretty sure I have jizz on the back of the dress I wore to church. Awesome.
Whoa! I think of you when I eat cottage cheese.
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
I've been ignoring his texts cause last night I put him in my phone as 'ignore for atleast a day' and I trust my drunk self.
I asked a lamppost to be my valentine. Also: I'm wearing a sombrero. We need more sombrero in our lives.
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
I think a van full of parolees just blew me kisses. Thoughts?
Drank for free all night and I'm not even sleeping w the bartender. What is this magic?
He wins the giant teddy bear for getting the neuva ring on the dick
I just tried to brush my hair with a can opener. Who gave you that brownie
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
He in a way got kinda cockblocked by Jesus
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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