Whoa Z and x make the same sound
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
Also got home. Still stoned. Mom was up. We made a pizza and were writing a children's book. Sleep good.
Just so you know, you're MY booty call. Feel degraded.
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
After she lost the bet I made her get on one knee so she could "Te-blow me"
I made Mark strip for me and do a stripper dance. I put 2 dollars in his mouth
I just saw a black chick with an eyepatch. This is a once in a lifetime opportunity.
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
Do you think it would be a margarita if you just out tequila in a sonic slush?
I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
Just leave a note saying "riding dick see you in the mornig"
I'm to childless and to single to be asking myself why I'm so sticky
and then she asked if she could shave my junk
and howd that go?
can you pick me up from the hospital?
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