We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
He cut you off when you said Paula Dean was in your soul...He kicked you out when "Paula" started eating random peoples food
On my list on ridiculous morning after bus rides home, still sopping wet and carrying a giant straw hat is definitely top five
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
You may or may not have poured bacon fat down her shirt
And on the seventh day, God carefully sculpted your cock to fit perfectly into my masterpiece of a vagina. Then he rested. Look it up.
I found one of your hair extensions on the dance floor. You put it back in your hair
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
I just want to trick people into going on dates with me so they can bring back to their houses and let me use their wifi.
I just told the joker that my vagina is the bat cave and he needs to infiltrate it.
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
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