just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
i would only ever fuck harry potter if he was on a broomstick.
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
Food lion is just a portal. Cheetos are the goal. Its like not banging a super hot chick cause she is french. She still has the same parts just from a different box.
Now I am going to fly my toy helicopter in the dark.
I never appreciated sexting until I went to rehab
I FEEL LIKE I CAN TAKE DOWN A FULLY GROWN MOUNTAIN LION WITH ONLY A POINTY STICK OH MY GOD
We need to get you laid. Or i fear you might explode like a firework of sexual innuendos and unfulfilled erotic fantasies.
just peed on my shirt somehow, im calling it a day
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
He literally named all the parts of the vagina as he fingered me. No more pre-med virgins.
I may have been mad at the Supreme Court/patriarchy and tried to hate fuck myself.
She told me she was the Publishers Clearing House of Dicks. Two dicks a day, everyday for life.
So I was just like hi, I'm your roommate's gf. Please don't hate me. That would be rly inconvenient for you.
Bachelorette party buss just rolled into down town. DTF, "horny hotties inside" and "show us your dicks" written on the windows....this could get interesting.
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