i popped this huge zit on her back while she was blowing me. it was like a disgusting metaphor for what happened 30 seconds later.
He passed out drunk on top of me. Fully erect. Still inside me. Woke up like 1 minute later, and continued.
Just had to explain my "wine me. Dine me. Sixty-nine me" key chain to my grandma...she took it surprisingly well.
His health insurance plan WILL NOT cover Lasix surgery but it WILL cover 100% of a penis enlargment operation...
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
Be still, my beating vagina.
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
She complimented my boobs and then told me I smelled like teddy bears before falling asleep on the floor.
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
I have not brushed my hair. I'm wearing a yoga hoodie. I look like I slept in a gutter somewhere. Today is going to be a good day.
Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
I'm sorry I peed on myself in front of your boy toy. You should tell him I'm usually not that trashy. It was nice meeting him tho..
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
Get your dick back in here. On Saturdays, you're not allowed to leave my bed unless it's to make me bacon or coffee.
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